Advice to Ladies
      Again and Again
      Ale in my Cup
      Angus' Kilt
      Anne Boleyn Song
      Armorer of Meridies
      Auchindoon
      Ballad of Sir Charlie, The
      Birthday Dirge
      Black Widows in the Privy
      Blood Oath
      Bonny Mary of Argyle
      Border Lament, The
      Brisk Young Butcher
      Cabin in the Woods
      Calling on Song
      Carlough
      Circles
      Come Share the Dream
      Come, Follow, Follow
      Coming of Spring
      Crafty Maid's Policy, The
      Crusader's Song, The
      Dragon Road
      Faire Opening, Faire Closing
      Fairy's Love Song, The
      Favor, The
      Folk o' the Plaid
      Forth Castle Chronicle
      Four Blind Mice
      Four Drunken Maidens
      Froggy Song, The
      Gilda and the Dragon
      Golden Vanity, The
      Greensleeves
      Gypsy Rover
      Heigh, Ho, Nobody Home
      I'm a Duke and You're Not
      I'm a Rover
      Itches In Me Britches
      Jesuitmont
      Johnny Be Fair
      Knights, Boys, Knights
      Lizzie Lindsay
      Maids in Trades
      Mattie Groves
      Mead for the Servant
      Men of the Picts
      Meridies
      Miller of Dee, The
      Must I Go Bound
      Old Dun Cow, The (MacIntyre)
      One Misty Moisty Morning
      Paddy's Song
      Pennsic, Soon Around the Corner
      Preachain Song
      Price of a Nobleman's Pride, The
      Price of Duty, The
      Queen Among the Heather, The
      Queen of All Argyle, The
      Ramblin' Rover, The
      Red Belt, Silver Spurs
      Rite of Passage
      Ritual of Lughnasadh, The
      Road to Rome, The
      Rose, Rose
      Simple Joys of Maidenhood, The
      Skye Boat Song, The
      Sleeping Scotsman, The
      Song of Roland
      Song of the Shield Wall
      Spotted Cow, The
      Spring Strathspey
      Staines Morris
      Star of the County Down, The
      Tavern Song, The
      Temperance Union
      The Chastity Belt
      Too Much of a Good Thing
      Traditions
      Two Magicians
      Vivat the Dream
      Wearin' O' the Green
      When the Ale Runs Out
      Wild Rover
      Witch, The Bagge and the Bishop, The
      Home The Hoarde of the Bards Poems Songs Filk
      The Merry Bard's Page The Fayre Companie Pipe 'Til the Blood Sings
      The Clanne Preachain Songbook

        v v
        Advice to Ladies

        ©1995 by Morgan Wolfsinger
        mka Catherine Demott

        Come all ye fine ladies and listen to me
        If you think maid or lover is acting too free
        If suspicions arouse and there is many a clue
        Just pray it's a woman and not, say, a ewe.

        Chorus
        And it's men, men, drink to the men
        Drain mug or goblet, and raise it again.
        Although they are trouble they're still one in ten
        It's worth every minute, so drink to the men.

        Oh men are strange critters, and given to lust,
        And rare is the one who is worthy of trust.
        When love is concerned in such matters one knows,
        They're best led around by the balls, not the nose.

        Chorus

        Now if you find out that his love is a sheep,
        Don't worry , she's warm and she's easy to keep.
        She'll not ask for diamonds or rubies or wine,
        And served up with mint sauce she'll taste mighty fine.

        Chorus

        If he looks for too long now, and boys are his choice,
        Don't cry them out fool, lass, stand up and rejoice.
        His new lighter love might be manly and fair
        And if you ask sweetly then maybe he'll share.

        Chorus

        If his heart's desire seems really quite young
        In fact at an age where a lullaby is sung
        Just send off a note the town constable's way
        Then smile, give her cookies and send her to play.

        Chorus

        Now should your love's taste run to leather and chains
        Jelly and butter and other things strange
        If such does amuse you then join in the fun
        If not see that he is the receiving one.

        Chorus

        If worse comes to worse, now, and he's his own love
        Don't send up your cries to the heavens above
        Just dust off his clothes, give his mirror a shine
        And you and his ego will get along fine.

        Chorus

        If you've found no comfort in what I have said,
        You're tired of his quirks and you wish he was dead.
        Don't slice up your lover, for murder's a crime
        Just find you another and have a good time.

        Chorus

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        Again and Again

        traditional English

        I married a wife, oh then, oh then
        I married a wife, oh then
        I married a wife, she's the plague of my life!
        I wish I was single again.

        Chorus
        Again and again and again and again,
        Again and again and again!

        My wife took a fever
        I prayed wouldn't leave her
        For I wished to be single again.

        Chorus

        My wife then she died.
        I laughed 'till I cried
        I was glad to be single again.

        Chorus

        I went to the funeral
        The band it played,
        And I danced all the way
        For the joy to be single again!

        Chorus

        I married another
        Far worse than the other.
        And I wish I was single again!

        Chorus

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        Ale In My Cup

        By Stephen of the Grove

        I've wandered and traveled throughout many lands
        I've smiled at the ladies and I've kissed their hands
        I've told a few stories and sang 'til sun-up
        And I'll do it tonight, if there's ale in my cup.

        I'll drink until morning, I don't need a dare.
        I'll laugh at the king (if the king doesn't care)
        I'll be under the table, but then I'll stand up
        As soon as you pour me some ale in my cup.

        I'll drink and I'll sing, all through the night.
        I'll sleep only after I've seen the daylight.
        I'll rise for the feast, I'll sit down and sup
        And then I will revel with ale in my cup.

        I'll play with my sticks to amuse the crowd
        And if I do well, they'll all cheer out loud.
        With three in my hands, I'll start to throw up
        For I juggle much better without ale in my cup

        So I'll build a fire, and you bring a chair.
        You bring your guitar and you just be there.
        You tell a story and you sing a song,
        And if we all know it we'll all sing along.

        We'll sing about maidens rescued by kings
        Tell stories of seamen and sea-monster things.
        And if someone asks me, why, then I'll get up
        And sing you a song about ale in my cup.

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        Angus' Kilt

        by Michael Sean MacLeish of Emerald Keep

        Have ye heard the tale
        The bonnie Scots telled
        'Bout ol' Angus MacLeish
        And wha's in his kilt?

        If ye listen to me
        I'll tell ye I will
        All that I've heard
        'Bout Angus' kilt.

        Chorus

        'Twas a big one he had.
        Much larger than mine
        And the bonnie lasses bragged
        'Bout it all o' the time.

        Once out on the lochs
        A storm took our sail
        But ol' Angus saved us all
        With his kilt in the gale.

        So we sailed into port
        With his kilt in our rig
        And the crowds did exclaim
        By the Gods, it is big!

        Chorus

        Once out on the high moors
        In the snows we were lost.
        With no hopes of shelter
        To keep out the frost.

        If not for ol' Angus
        We'd've died in the wind,
        But a pavilion we had
        When his kilt was unpinned.

        Chorus

        Once o'er in the Holy Lands,
        When we needed a flag
        But we could na find naught
        Save a dirty old rag.

        But ol' Angus once more
        Did he come to our aid
        When he unwound his kilt
        For our victory parade.

        Chorus

        Once after a battle
        We needed a shroud.
        To bury not one
        But the whole clan McCloud

        O'l Angus stepped forward
        And said to the priest
        "Ye can have me kilt sir,
        To cover up your deceased."

        Chorus

        Once making some scotch
        When we needed a sieve
        To strain through with whiskey
        From Erin I believe

        Old Angus once more
        Did he top all the rest
        When he took off his kilt
        And made that batch our best.

        Chorus

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        Anne Boleyn Song

        In the Tower of London large as life,
        The ghost of Anne Boleyn walks, they declare
        Poor Anne Boleyn was once King Henry's wife,
        Until he made the headsman bob her hair
        Ah, yes, he did her wrong long years ago
        And she comes out at night to tell him so....

        Chorus
        With her head, tucked, underneath her arm,
        She walks the bloody tower
        With her head, tucked, underneath her arm
        At the midnight hour

        She's come to haunt King Henry,
        She means giving him what for
        Gadzooks, she's going to tell him off
        For spilling all her gore,
        And just in case the headsman wants to give her an encore
        She has her head tucked underneath her arm

        Chorus

        Sometimes gay King Henry gives a spread
        For all his Earls and churls a ghostly fun
        The headsman carves the joint and cuts the bread
        Til Anne Boleyn comes in to spoil the run
        She holds her head up with a wild war hoop!
        And Henry cries "Don't drop it in the soup!"

        Chorus

        One night she found King Henry, He was in the Canteen Bar
        Said he "Are you Jane Seymore, Anne Boleyn, or Katherine Parr?
        How the sweet St. Parian do I know who you are?
        With your head tucked underneath your arm?"

        Chorus

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        Armorer of Meridies

        ©1999 by Lord Stephen of Forth Castle
        mka Stephen Sheldon

        I swing my might hammer,
        I hear the anvil ring.
        I stoke the fire higher,
        Red as the dragon's wing.
        I forge both gold and silver,
        A many a Kingdom day.
        Oh, it brings me pride to strike that iron
        As an armourer of Meridies.

        I swing no blade of glory,
        The battle is not for me.
        Though many a blade's passed through my hands
        To bring us victory.
        Our troops go forth my blades in hand
        My steel they use to slay.
        Oh, it brings me pride to strike that iron
        As an armourer of Meridies.

        Coats of plates and rings of mail
        I give away for free.
        For there is no coin in all the land
        That you could give to me
        To match the thrill of a warrior's skill
        As in my armour he plays.
        Oh, it brings me pride to strike that iron
        As an armourer of Meridies.

        Look out across the field,
        Out in the rising sun.
        A sea of shining steel,
        A battle to be won.
        Though they may try their blows won't land,
        And we will win the day,
        Oh, it brings me pride to strike that iron
        As an armourer of Meridies.

        (slower)
        Some day I won't be able to raise
        my hammer anymore.
        For years come fast and take a toll,
        As battles in a war.
        But as I leave this world behind,
        My tombstone it will say:
        Oh, I was proud to strike that iron
        As an armourer of Meridies.

        (faster)
        I swing my might hammer,
        I hear the anvil ring.
        I stoke the fire higher,
        Red as the dragon's wing.
        I forge both gold and silver,
        A many a Kingdom day.
        Oh, it brings me pride to strike that iron
        As an armourer of Meridies.

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        Auchindoon

        traditional

        As I came 'pon Finnachside, all on a May morning
        I saw Willie McIntosh, as the cocks were crowing.

        Chorus 1
        Turn ye McIntosh, turn again I bid thee
        If you burn Auchindoon, Huntley he will head thee
        Head me or hang me, that well ne're frighten me
        I''ll burn Auchindoon, e're my life shall leave me.

        As I came 'pon Auchindoon, all on a May morning
        Auchindoon was burning, as the cocks were crowing.

        Chorus 2
        Burning, burning, Auchindoon was burning
        For Huntley had killed Murrey all on a May morning
        Head me or hang me, that will ne're frighten me
        I'll burn Auchindoon, e're my life shall leave me.

        As I came 'pon Cairn Coon, all on a May morning
        I saw Willie McIntosh, amidst the town a burning.

        Chorus 2 (slower)

        Bonnie Willie McIntosh, where have ye left your fine young men?
        I've left them down at Stapley Gate and they will ne're come home again.

        Chorus 1

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        The Ballad of Sir Charlie

        by Sir Cipriano d'Alvarez
        mka Guy Bradley
        filk: The Man Who Never Returned

        Let me tell you the story 'bout a man named Charlie
        How he signed his life away
        He put ten bucks in the mail, sent it off to California
        And he joined the SCA.

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        He may wait forever for his first newsletter
        He's the man who never returned.

        His first event was down in Trimaris
        Oh perhaps it was Aphar
        All the lords and ladies and the knights and squires
        Said, "That man, he's gonna go far."

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        He said, "This is the life, so goodbye to my wife."
        He's the man who never returned.

        His next event was called Red Tower
        Where he earned his battle star
        Well he cleared the field of ev'ry contender
        And he wasn't even breathing hard.

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        Now he's driving 'cross the land,
        looking for some more rattan.
        He's the man who never returned.

        His third event was at Iron Mountain
        And there he became a Lord
        And before he knew, he was a squire too
        By the virtue of his sword.

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        All the time remaining he spends in training;
        He's the man who never returned.

        By number four he had earned even more
        He had his own Barony
        He was now known as
        Captain Baron Squire Lord Charlie
        OVO and OGB

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        He found the hardest fighting was reports
        that needed writing
        He's the man who never returned.

        By number five it came as no surprise
        When Charlie became a knight
        With seventeen ladies hanging onto his collar
        It was also an eventful night.

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        With seventeen ladies in a two man cabin
        He's the man who never returned.

        His sixth event was at Bryn Madoc
        At the Collegium
        Well before he left he was handed a Laurel
        Earl Marshall and a Pelican.

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        He could spend twenty years
        just in meeting with the peers
        He's the man who never returned.

        Sir Charlie said, "I've won ev'ry honor
        I've earned most everything
        Crown List is tomorrow down in
        White Buck Forest
        Guess I'll try my hand at King."

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        He may drive forever looking
        for Jesup, Gorgia.
        He's the man who never returned.

        The field down in Jesup was wet and
        was marshy
        And there Charlie met his end
        The last we could spy was his sword
        held high
        As he sank beneath the fen.

        Oh will he ever return, oh no he'll never return
        And his fate is still unlearned
        He may fight forever in the swamps of Jesup.
        He's the man who never returned.

        He may fight forever in the swamps of Jesup.
        He's the man who never returned.

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        The SCA Happy Birthday Song,

        otherwise known as the
        Birthday Dirge
        filk: The Volga Boatmen

        Chorus after every verse: Happy Birthday! (UHH!) Happy Birthday! (UHH!)

        1. Death and gloom and black despair
        People dying everywhere

        2. May the candles on your cake
        Burn like cities in your wake

        3. Fear and gloom and darkness yet
        No one found out you know what

        4. You're a period cook, its true
        Ask the beetles in the stew

        5. Now your jail-bait days are done
        Let's go out and have some fun!

        6. Were I sitting in your shoes
        I'd go out and sing the blues

        7. Now you've lived another year
        Age to you is like stale beer

        8. Long ago your hair turned grey
        Now it's falling out, they say

        9. Indigestion's what you get
        From the enemies you 'et

        10. This one lesson you must learn
        FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn

        11. While you eat your birthday stew
        We will sack a town for you

        12. Death will come before the dawn
        Now's the time to party on!

        13. Rape the horses while they sleep,
        See the women wail and weep

        14. Your ship of fortune arrives at last
        Plague death flag nailed to its mast

        15. You hear the patter of small feet
        Midget thieves have robbed your keep

        16. Your daughter's face could crack a mirror
        Your firstborn son is acting queer

        17. Burn the castle, storm the keep
        Kill the women but save the sheep!

        18. May your deeds with sheep and yaks
        Equal those with sword and axe

        19. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
        Your children plot to murder you

        20. They stole your gold, your sword, your house
        They stole your sheep, but not your spouse

        21. So another year has passed
        Don't look now they're gaining fast!

        22. The Black Death has struck your town
        You yourself feel quite run-down

        23. We brought you linen, white as clouds
        Now we'll sit and sew your shroud!

        24. So far death you have bypassed
        Don't look back it's gaining fast

        25. I'm a leper, can't you see
        Have a birthday kiss from me

        26. Burn, then rape by firelight
        Add romance to life tonight!

        27. Now you've lived another year,
        And your death is drawing near.

        28. Raise your cup of bitter cheer,
        Make the barman eat his ear

        29. We like children, yes we do
        Baked or broiled or in a stew.

        30. Famine, fear, and fire and flood,
        Can't keep your face out of the mud.

        31. News that fills our hearts with fear:
        They've proved cancer's caused by beer

        32. Just be glad the friends you've got
        Haven't found out you-know-what!

        33. Birthdays come but once a year
        Marking time as Death draws near

        34. Now you've reached the age you are
        Your demise cannot be far

        35. Like the wrinkles in your lace
        Time is etched upon your face

        36. When you've reached your age you know
        That the mind is first to go

        37. Now you've lived another year
        And your death is drawing near

        38. It's your birthday; never fear;
        You'll be dead this time next year

        39. Children dying everywhere
        Women crying in despair

        40. Typhoid, plague and polio
        Coffins lined up in a row

        41. May the children in the street
        Be your barbequeing meat

        42. Your friends are here, your enemies too,
        We just don't know who is who....

        43. May the women that you see
        Not have sense enough to flee

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        Black Widows in the Privy

        by Heather Rose Jones

        Everyone knows someone we'd be better off without
        But best not mention names for we know not who's about.
        But why commit a murder and risk the fires of hell
        When black widows in the privy can do it just as well.

        Now poison's good, and daggers, and arrows in the back
        And if you're really desperate you can try a front attack.
        But are they really worth the risk of being caught
        When black widows in the privy need not be bribed or bought?

        So if there's one of whom wish most simply to be rid
        Just wait 'til dark then point the way to where the widows hid
        And say to them "I think you'll find that this one is the best",
        And black widows in the privy will gladly do the rest.

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        Blood Oath

        by Conn MacNeill

        Chorus
        Preachain, Preachain, for Clanne and for kinsmen,
        Preachain, Preachain, to battle we go
        Preachain, Preachain, for spears colored crimson,
        Preachain, Preachain, it's blood for the oath!

        There's a Clanne of bold temper, they're wild-eyed and clever,
        Their war-yell a death-knell for many a foe.
        The Morrigan's hammer, their song joyful clamor,
        They're oath-bound for sword-ground to keep a grim oath.

        Now the Senachal's spoken of a time long forgotten,
        When word-sign was tongue-plied by beats as by man,
        When the corn that they'd hoped for lay blighted and broken,
        And the Crow-king on coal-wing came swift to the Clanne.

        Chorus

        We'll no corn be taking, if to join in oath-making,
        You sword-swear no work-snare is set for the Crow.
        It's battle we're needing, on flesh and blood feeding,
        And red-gold to the sword-bold and their kinsmen will flow.

        In these words was wisdom, they bound themselves in them,
        A crow-sign or the war-line a token of faith.
        They armed and took hire, employed sword and fire,
        Took war-gear, gained word-fear and swept all away.

        Chorus

        From that time to this time, as spoken in fair rhyme,
        Preachain and the crow-band keep the unbroken oath,
        If you've stomach for warring than heed well my warning
        To the sword-bold give the war-gold or your flesh to the Crow!

        There's a Clanne of bold temper, they're wild-eyed and clever,
        Their war-yell a death-knell for many a foe.
        The Morrigan's hammer, their song joyful clamor,
        They're oath-bound for sword-ground to keep a grim oath.

        Chorus

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        Bonny Mary of Argyle

        traditional

        I have heard the mavis singing his love song to the morn
        I have seen the dew-drop clinging to the rose just newly born
        But a sweeter song has cheer'd me at the evening's gentle close
        And I've seen an eye still brighter than the dew drop on the rose
        'Twas thy voice my gentle Mary and thine artless winning smile
        That made the world an Eden, Bonny Mary of Argyle.

        Though thy voice may lose its sweetness and thine eye its brightness too
        Though thy step may lack its fleetness and thy hair its sunny hue
        Still to me wilt thou be dearer than all the world shall won.
        I have loved thee for thy beauty but not for that alone.
        I have sought thy heart, dear Mary, and its goodness was the wile
        That has made thee mine forever, Bonny Mary of Argyle.

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        The Border Lament

        traditional

        My love he built me a bonnie bower
        And clad it quite with lily flower
        A lovlier bower you never did see,
        Than my true love he built for me.

        There came a man my middle day
        He spied his sport, and went away
        And brought the king that very night
        Who broke my bower and slew my knight.

        He slew my knight, to me so dear
        He slew my knight and pined his gear
        The servants all for life did flee
        And left me in extremetie.

        I took his body on my back
        And while I went and while I convened
        I dug a grave and laid him in
        And sheltered him with the sod so green.

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        The Brisk Young Butcher

        Its of a brisk young butcher as I have heard them say
        He started out of London town all on a certain day
        Says he, "A frolic I will have my fortune for to try
        I will go into Liestershire some cattle for to buy."

        When he arrived at Leister town he stopped into an inn
        He called forth a hosteler and boldly he walked in
        He called for liquors of the best and being a rambling blade
        He quickly fixed his eyes upon the lovely chambermaid.

        Then she took up a candle to light him up to bed
        And when she came into the room these words to her he said
        "One sovereign I'll give to you all to enjoy your charms."
        And this fair maid all night did sleep all in the butcher's arms.

        'Twas early the next morning he arose to go away
        The landlord said, "Beg pardon, Sir, You have forgot to pay."
        "Oh, no," the butcher did reply, "Pray do not think it strange
        One sovereign I gave you maid, and I haven't got the change."

        They straightway called the chambermaid and charged her with the same
        The golden sovereign she lay down for fear she'd get the blame
        The butcher he again went home well pleased with what was past
        And soon this pretty chambermaid grew thick about the waist.

        'Twas in a twelvemonth after he came to town again
        And then as he had done before he stopped at that same inn
        'Twas then the buxom chambermaid she chanced him for to see
        She brought a babe just three months old and placed him on his knee.

        The butcher sat like one amazed and at the child did stare
        But when the joke he did fine out how he did stamp and swear
        She said, "Kind Sir it is your own, pray do not think it strange
        One sovereign you gave to me and here I've brought your change."

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        Cabin in the Woods

        by Sir Cipriano d'Alvarez
        mka Guy L. Bradley

        When I first joined the SCA about three years ago
        I used to travel 'round everywhere every weekend or so.
        My classes always made me late, I had to sleep where I could
        And so it seemed I was always assigned to a cabin off in the woods.

        Chorus
        There were fourteen ladies and fourteen lords in sleeping bags on the floor.
        There were three outside and four on the roof and one in a sling by the door.
        There were ten kite shields and four hound dogs. We'd've fit five more if we could
        Didn't get much sleep but we had a lot of fun in that cabin off in the woods.

        I guess I really can't complain; I guess it's not that bad.
        Everybody's got a tale to tell 'bout a cabin they once had
        Like the lady who slept by the door who made our grumbling stop
        "No matter how cramped you lords may be, at least you'll be on top!"

        Chorus

        Now six kings have come and gone, the autocrats know my name.
        A heated cabin right by the hall, I know how to play that game.
        But things seem so much different now. We don't have the fun that we should.
        I'd trade that heater and my fold-up cot for that cabin off in the woods.

        Chorus

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        Calling on Song

        Good people, pray heed our petition
        Your attention we beg and we crave
        And if you are inclined for to listen
        And abundance of pastime we'll have.

        We are come to relate many stories
        Concerning our forefather's times
        And we trust they will drive out your worries
        Of this we are all in one mind.

        Many tales of the poor and the gentry
        Of labor and love will arise
        There are no finer songs in this country
        In Scotland and Ireland likewise.

        There's one thing more needing mention
        The dances we've danced all in fun
        So now that you've heard our intention
        We'll play on the beat of the drum.

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        Carlough

        traditional

        Bruce McTaggart, hold your face
        Brooding over the old disgrace
        That black FitzWilliam's stormed yer place,
        Drove you to the fens!
        Grey said, "Vicar, leave assured.
        Soon the fire-byrne we'll secure."
        Until he met at Glen Malure
        With Feach MacHugh O'Burne!

        Chorus

        Curse and swear, Lord Kildare!
        Feach will do as Feach will dare!
        Now, Fits William have a care
        Fallen is your star, lo!
        Up with halberd, out with sword!
        On we go, for by the Lord
        Feach MacHugh has given the word:
        "Follow me up to Carlough!"

        See the swords at Glen Amough:
        They're flashin' over the English Pale
        See all the children of the Gael
        Beneath O'Burne's banner!
        Rooster of a fightin' stock
        Would you let a Saxon cock
        Crow out upon an Irish rock?
        Fly up and teach him manners!

        Chorus

        From Tassangart to Claymore
        There flows a stream of Saxon gore
        We're great as Rory Og O'more
        At sendin' the lions to Hades!
        White is sick, Grey is fled,
        Now for black FitzWilliam's head!
        We'll send it over drippin' red
        To Queen Liza and her ladies!

        Chorus

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        The Chastity Belt

        O say, gentle maiden, may I be your lover?
        Condemn me no longer to mourn and to weep!
        Cut down like a hart, I lie wounded and fainting
        Let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep.

        Enter your keep, nonny, nonny
        Enter your keep, nonny, nonny
        Let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep.

        Alas, gentle errant, I am not a maiden.
        He's caged me in armor, that cunning old Celt!
        He's off to the wars for a twelve-month or longer
        And taken the key to my chastity belt.

        Taken the key, nonny, nonny
        Taken the key, nonny, nonny
        And taken the key to my chastity belt.

        Fear not, gentle maiden, for I know a locksmith
        To his forge we will go, at his door we will knock.
        To try and avail of his specialized knowledge
        And see if he's able to unpick your lock.

        Unpick your lock, nonny, nonny
        Unpick your lock, nonny, nonny
        And see if he's able to unpick your lock.

        "Alas, Sir and Madame, to help I'm unable.
        My technical knowledge is of no avail.
        I can't find the secret of your combination;
        The cunning old bastard has fitted a Yale!

        Fitted a Yale, nonny, nonny
        Fitted a Yale, nonny, nonny
        The cunning old bastard has fitted a Yale!

        The knight's squire returned with sad news of disaster.
        "A terrible mishap I have to confide:
        As our ship was passing the Straits of Gibraltar
        The knight and the key, they went over the side.

        Over the side, nonny, nonny
        Over the side, nonny, nonny
        The knight and the key, they went over the side."

        Alas and Alack! I am locked up forever!
        But up spoke a blacksmith, saying "Leave it to me."
        "'Twas I forged your belt, I forged the key also
        And as a precaution I've copies made three:
        One for his Lordship, one for the High Priest
        But only one fits and I kept that for me.

        Kept that for me, nonny, nonny
        Kept that for me, nonny, nonny
        But only one fits and I kept that for me.

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        Circles

        By Gwen Zak
        Filk: Windmills

        In days gone by, when the world was much younger
        Men wondered at spring, born of winter's cold strife
        Wondered at the games of the moon and the Sunlight,
        They saw there the Lady and Lord of all life.

        Chorus
        And around and around and around turns the good Earth
        All things must change as the seasons go by
        We are the children of the Lord and the Lady
        Whose mysteries we know, but we'll never know why.

        In all lands the people were tied with the good Earth
        Plowing and sowing as the seasons declared
        Waiting to reap of the rich golden harvest
        Knowing her laugh in the joys that they shared.

        Chorus

        Through Flanders and Wales and the green land of Ireland
        In kingdoms of England and Scotland and Spain
        Circles grew up all along the wild coastline
        And worked for the land with the sun and the rain.

        Chorus

        Circles for healing and working the weather
        Circles for knowing the Moon and the Sun
        Circles for thanking the Lord and the Lady
        Circles for dancing the dance never done.

        Chorus

        And we who reach for the stars in the heavens
        Turning our eyes from the meadows and groves
        Still live in the love of the Lord and the Lady
        The greater the Circle, the more the love grows.

        Chorus
        Chorus

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        Come, Follow, Follow

        by John Hilton, 1596-1657

        Come, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow me.
        Whither shall I follow, follow, follow,
        Whither shall I follow, follow thee?
        To the greenwood, greenwood tree.

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        Come Share the Dream

        Lyrics by Sieglinde Syr
        Music by Sieglinde Syr and Iolo Fits Owen

        Listen! The laurel branches sing,
        The wind gives life thus to the song.
        Knighthood's flower breathes once more,
        Born and bloomed a-maying.

        And on a spring wind it has flown
        From sea to sea these twenty years
        Seedlings of the dream have sown
        Ten, to the fullest glory grown.

        We who are here have heard
        The voice calling from bygone days
        "Come share the dream, come live the legends,
        Relearn the ancient ways."

        Chorus
        Come, share the dream, come hold it in your hands
        As it might once have been
        Come live the legends that will never die
        Through us they live again.

        Reaching through time, their touch is real
        Upon the road of glory anon
        Side by side we ride with kings
        Bards shall sing our stories

        Tales are remembered skills not lost
        As it once was it shall be again
        And through us our children will know
        Of the greatness long ago.

        Each springs rebirth shall be the time
        When time its pace would sow
        And for a moment take us once more
        Into the days of yore.

        Chorus

        Those who began it here join hands
        With those for whom the magic is new
        And cast its spell a siren's song
        Calls us all to follow.

        Heed it we will and follow still ideals
        Born of fire and sword
        Born these twenty years ago
        Where mist and wind the laurels blow.

        And to our shores and mountains
        And plains carry the living dream
        As it once was it has been again;
        Chivalry lives, my friend.

        Chorus
        Chivalry lives, my friend.

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        The Coming of Spring

        by Lord Thomas Bordeaux

        Give me a song, give me rhythm and rhyme
        Find the warmth of the sun in the circle of time
        Breathe new life to the trees from the heavens above
        On the cries of an infant, on the wings of a dove.

        Chorus
        And we'll sing hallelujah, hallelujah
        Oh for the coming of spring!
        And we'll sing hallelujah, hallelujah
        Oh for the coming of spring!

        Fill the forest with laughter, the heavens with light
        For a warm moonlit evening filled with lover's delight
        Fill the fields with flowers in colors that please
        For all the gods, children take comfort in these.

        Chorus

        Let the farmer's prepare all their fields to sow
        Set the flocks out to pasture where the sweet clover grows
        As the world makes it's turning in darkness and light
        A new day waits beginning on the edge of the night.

        Chorus

        Take heart you good gentles and warriors so bold
        Know that winter will end as is always foretold
        Don't despair for the spring though it's winter's dark night
        For it's spring in your hearts though it's winter outside.

        Chorus
        Chorus

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        The Crafty Maid's Policy

        author

        Come listen awhile and I'll sing you a song
        Of three merry gentlemen riding along
        They met a fair maid and to her did say
        "We’re afraid this cold morning will do you some harm."

        "Oh, no, kind sir," said the maid, "You’re mistaken
        To think this cold morning will do me some harm.
        There's one thing I crave which lies twixt your legs.
        If you give me that, it will keep me warm."

        Then since you do crave it, my dear, you shall have it
        If you'll come with me to yonder green tree;
        Then since you do crave it, my dear you shall have it
        I'll make these two gentlemen witness to be.

        So the gentleman lighted and straightway she mounted
        And looking the gentleman hard in the face
        Saying, "You knew not my meaning, you wrong understood me."
        And away she went galloping down the long lane.

        "Oh, gentlemen, lend me one of your horses
        That I may ride after her down the long lane
        If I overtake her, I' warrant I'll make her
        Return unto me my own horse again."

        But soon did this fair maid she saw him a-coming
        She instantly then took a pistol in hand
        Saying, "Doubt not my skill that you I would kill
        I'll have you stand back or you are a dead man."

        "Oh why do you spend you time here in talking?
        Oh, why do you spend you time here in pain?
        Come, give her a guinea, it's what she deserves
        And I warrant she'll give you your horse back again."

        "Oh, no, kind sir, you're badly mistaken
        If this is his loss, well, this is my gain
        And you were a witness that he gave it to me."
        And away she went galloping down the long lane.

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        Crusader's Song

        By: Duke Conn McNeill

        Chorus
        I'm for the Holy Land sailing,
        To win back Jerusalem's walls
        I'm for the Holy Land sailing,
        And I'll win my fortune or a martyr I'll fall.

        As my ship sails out I watch the far coastline,
        Leaving my kinsman my heart is full pained
        I've traded all for the cross at my shoulder,
        No land for a third son so I'm away

        Chorus

        As I look around me at the men on the benches,
        Their eyes are like mine so I know their hearts pain
        I sing them a song of bravery and battle,
        Now their eyes shine like the keen polished blade

        Chorus
        We're for the Holy Land sailing,
        To win back Jerusalem's walls
        We're for the Holy Land sailing,
        And we'll win our fortune or as martyrs we'll fall

        I followed King Richard to Sicily island,
        Joanna's dowry against Tancred prevailed
        Now a fortune in silver, a new wife hath Richard,
        I've a swift horse and a fine coat of maile

        Chorus

        At landfall in Cypress they refused Berengaria,
        Richard in anger has answered in steel
        Now the crown of Cypress he's added to England's,
        I've added knighthood's gold spurs to my heels

        Chorus

        I followed the banner to battle at Targrin,
        Held it aloft when it's bearer was slain
        We've given Richard a tower o'er the city,
        He's given me rank and a full captain's pay

        Chorus

        On the coastline at Tarsus we met with the Paynim,
        We won the battle though many men fell
        One was a baron with lands that need tending,
        Now they are mine and I'll tend them well

        Chorus

        Now I sit in court over Christian and Muslim,
        I've a strong keep and soldiers ten score
        King Richard's army has sailed back to England,
        I've said farewell for I'll see them nay more

        You see
        I'm in the Holy Land staying; to guard my own castle walls
        I'm in the Holy Land staying, I've won my fortune so farewell to all.

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        Dragon Road

        by Sir Cipriano d'Alvarez
        mka Guy Bradley

        It was on the first of August, out of Aronmerray,
        Half a dozen horses and a wagon load of hay
        There had been a party, hangovers galore
        Our clerics were unconscious and our fighters saddle-sore.

        Chorus
        And there were dragons, dragons, flying o'er the road,
        Wyverns all around us and behind us yellow mold
        And there were orcses, orcses, filling all the wood
        They all jumped upon us because we were lawful good.

        We were not discouraged. We were set to fight
        But we had drunk ten gallons of the finest mead that night!
        Sir Morris was disheveled, Sir Percy was the same
        And the elf who traveled with us was too drunk to know his name.

        Chorus

        The dragons got the horses, the orcs got even more
        And chewing on our wagon was an ugly manticore.
        We finally woke our wizard, he would make them pay
        But he rally pulled a boner when he mumbled spells that day.

        Chorus

        His fireball misfired, his lightning missed the mark
        And then the party found itself encased in total dark
        He tried to polymorph them, that dirty ancient louse
        And we did not think it funny when Sir Kay became a mouse.

        Chorus

        Our fighters bravely battled, but it was all for nought
        'Cause we had not the measure of the monsters that we fought
        T'was our bard who finally saved us, for he could do no wrong
        And he really had them running when he belted out this song!

        Chorus

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        Faire Opening, Faire Closing

        used at the California Renaissance Faire

        Faire Opening

        Awake! Awake! The day doth break
        Good craftsmen open your stalls
        come greet the light
        Shake off the night
        The faire is open to all!

        Faire Closing

        Good craftsmen rest your weary voices
        Put your wares away
        Good travelers make your final choices
        Come not the end of the day
        As the daylight dies like a rose
        The faire must come to a close
        As the sun deserts the sky
        We bid you good people good-bye.

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        The Fairy’s Love Song

        Chorus
        Why should I sit and sigh
        Pulling bracken, pulling bracken?
        Why should I sit and sigh
        On a hillside dreary?

        When I see the plover* rising
        Or the curfew* wheeling
        Then I know my mortal lover
        Back to me is stealing.

        Chorus

        Ah, but there is something wanting;
        Oh but I am weary!
        Come by, blithe and bonny laddie,
        O’er the knoll to cheer me.

        Chorus

        *plover: a bird, related to the sandpiper.
        *curfew: a bird, related to the woodcock.

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        The Favor

        by Ceara ni Neill
        mka Alexandria Long
        filk: Rossann nel Coir (recorded by Scartaglen)

        Ireland's sun is shining today
        But my heart does not bask in it's rays
        For my lover has gone off to battle
        And he carried the favor of fair Faye.

        Promised he me never to leave,
        But to steal his heart Faye did achieve
        Now he leaves me, alone, to my own fate
        Since for her my love he did betray.

        Come they, come they, suitors aplenty;
        I send, I send them away
        For my lover, he's gone into battle,
        Though he carried the favor of fair Faye.

        Ireland's sun is shining today,
        But my heart does not bask in its rays.
        For my brothers have gone into battle
        For to gain my honor thrown away.

        And I went to the battlefield today
        And from his belt, pulled the favor of fair Faye.

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        Folk o' the Plaid

        traditional

        Ken ye the heart of the folk o' the plaid
        Wonder as many of what they are made?
        For they're hard as the highlands and cold as Loch Sloy
        Scots hae a spirit tha' nay can destroy.

        Chorus
        And it's hey to the highlands, hello to the low
        If ye leave a Scot breathin', he'll strike the last blow
        As the English Chieftain so angrily knows,
        A thistle bows not to the rose, a thistle bows not to the rose.

        Born in the damp winds and raised in the hills
        Those who reach manhood have iron-like wills
        For the weavers and the rovers and the brigands, it's known
        A Scotsman looks after his own, a Scotsman looks after his own.

        Chorus

        Now french ladies charm with their glances and sighs
        But give me a lassie with fire in her eyes.
        Aye, Scots girls are fiery, they're long, and they're lean,
        Sharper of wit than a dirk it is keen.

        Now lovin' the women's like juggling with knives;
        Too many at once and they'll look to your lies.
        Find ye but one lass and stay to her true
        She'll fight at your back and share all that you do.

        Chorus

        Now some call us heartless and callous and cruel
        But a Scot's a survivor and nobody's fool.
        We've wagered though the ages of hardship and strife
        Sometimes it takes a hard man to lead a hard life.

        So we'll pipe 'til the blood sings, and we'll drink liquid fire
        Watch where ye tread lest ye risk Scottish ire
        Hark ye the words of the MacKintosh Clan
        Touch not the cat without a gloved hand.

        Chorus
        Chorus

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        The Forth Castle Chronicle

        by Ceara ni Neill
        mka Alexandria Long

        Good day, miladies and milords, of this you may not know
        A story of Forth Castle and some folks that you may know.
        Aye, o'er the river and through the woods to Forth Castle we go
        We'll fight all day with furniture and wear our funny clothes!

        Chorus
        Oh, fie diddley die and fie diddley dee
        Oh come along, enjoy our southern hospitality!

        The ladies they will bake all day, and sit and sew and knit
        For gossip is a bardic art with no equivalent.
        The men they boldly swagger 'round and boast of maidens laid,
        Until their wives remind them that the children are up late.

        The children they run rampant while Daddy's off at war
        When he returns home weary, then they beat him with his sword.
        Follow me now, if you will for if you'll come and see
        We'll drink our ale and shout, "VIVAT! This 'tis the life for me!"

        Chorus

        Now listen to me carefully, I'll sing a little yarn.
        Lest harm it should befall you come and meet me 'round the barn;
        We'll rob you of your weapons, your horses and your gold
        Let Donald tell his jokes to you for they are stale and old!
        Lord Erich von dem Schwartzwald was a large and stately man
        He'd breathe his charm and have the ladies eating from his hand.
        Oh, Katherine was his Lady, a mistress of the feast.
        She'd cook her little (ahem!) arse off with the vengeance of a beast!

        Chorus

        Lord Walter built our armory with knowledge of the mead
        Damn him, he's gone! We can't brew 'nough to satisfy our need!
        Lady Catriona was his wife, and oh, so sweet!
        Since they've been gone they've landed in a Western Baron's seat.

        Lady Bronwyn was a pretty lass, though perhaps too prone to lush
        But wear ye not a kilt near her for she is sure to blush!
        And Chrys would be a ladies'man, but we are not to know:
        When faced with woman and a book, the wench was first to go!

        Chorus

        Another asset of our shire is fine Lord Perigryne.
        Twas he the first of ours to squire-- you should have seen him grin!
        His Lady, wife Dennet she wrapped the belt around his girth.
        That day a hundred cannons could not bring him down to Earth!

        And Lord Artan MacDarragh is a mighty man to fold.
        He'll welcome kilt checks frequently, then blame it on the cold.
        'Tis all the story that I know; I'm sure there's more to tell,
        But if you want to know more you must partake of our ale.

        Chorus

        Aye, come along with me, I say, I trow you'll not forget
        The wondrous time you've had with us
        (Though you may not admit!)
        But if you are disgusted and you can take no more,
        Ne'er mind us, for we're drunk again and lying on the floor!

        Chorus

        Aye, drink with us and nurture with our grain vitality!

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        Four Blind Mice

        Four blind mice are dead
        Four blind mice are dead
        See how they lie
        See how they lie
        Four dead bodies on the ground
        Four dead bodies on the ground
        Poor dead mice
        Poor dead mice

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        Four Drunken Maidens

        traditional English

        There were three drunken maidens, come from the Isle of Wight
        They drunk from Monday morning non-stop 'til Saturday night
        When Saturday night came 'round me boys, they would not then go out
        These three drunken maidens, they pushed the jug about.

        Then up come handsome Sally, her cheeks as red as bloom
        Move up me jolly sisters, and give young Sally room!
        For I'll be your equal before we ten go out
        These four drunken maidens they pushed the jug about.

        There's woodcock and pheasant, there's partridge and hare.
        There's all sorts of dainties, no scarcity was there.
        There's forty quarts of beer me boys, they fairly drunk them out
        These four drunken maidens, they pushed the jug about.

        Then up come the landlord, he's asking for his pay
        It's a forty pound bill, me boys, these girls have got to pay
        That's ten pounds apiece, me boys, but still they wouldn't go out!
        These four drunken maidens, they pushed the jug about.

        Oh where are your feathered hats, your mantles rich and fine?
        They've all been swallowed up in tankards of good wine.
        And where are your maidenheads, you maidens brisk and gay?
        We left them in the alehouse, we drunk them clear away!

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        The Froggy Song

        by Ceara ni Neill
        mka Alexandria Long

        When I was a young lass of fourteen and two,
        I went to a witch who could tell fortunes true.
        But I swear that that witch cast a spell upon me
        For since then I've only eyes for men slimy green.

        Chorus
        Someday I will find my true horny-toad.
        My kiss will change him to a fine, handsome rogue
        But with my luck, he'll love me and leave me to be
        A-lookin' for another frog to kiss and marry me.

        I hear a frog croaking near yonder deep pond.
        His voice is so deep, it makes my heart grow fond!
        Perhaps he's a large toad with back spotted brown;
        He'll change to a fine prince with hair to the ground!

        Chorus

        "Come to me, sweet Ceara," he croaked with a smile.
        "Aye, here lass, sit by me and chat for a while.
        I'll tell you a story, you'll sing me a song.
        We'll frolic together 'til dusk becomes dawn!"

        "I hear thee, dear Toadie, but what if I do?
        Perhaps there's no spell and your words are untrue."
        "Then kiss me, I beg of you, for I know well
        To regret today is better than no story to tell."

        Chorus

        With eyes closed, my lips touched his skin, damp and cold;
        I feared of the warts of which I had been told.
        But my wondering eyes opened to find such a treat
        A stately, tall, and handsome prince with perfect webbed feet!

        Chorus

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        Gilda and the Dragon

        by Cynthia McQuillin

        Sir Loren undertook a quest, the maiden Gilda seeking.
        He found her in a dragon's bed, from 'neath the covers peeking.
        "What seek you here, Sir Loren dear?" the dragon asked with guile.
        The noble knight could not but note the dragon's sated smile.

        "Why smilest thou, Lord Dragon, sir?" asked our hero in armor laden?
        "Why, you'd smile too," the worm replied, "if you'd just eaten a maiden."

        "Such candor," this young lordling cried, "must touch upon dishonor!"
        The dragon grinned his lecherous grin and once more was upon her.
        "Cease and desist!" Sir Loren cried, his fine steel blade a-flashin'.
        "Oh, slay him not!" young Gilda cried, her voice a play of passion.
        "Was ever a maid so tried as I betwixt desire and honor?
        I should demand you slay the beast, but he stirs in me such ardor!"

        "Fie, fie!" Sir Loren cried to her. "What foolishness is this?
        Would you deny you lord and land all for a dragon's kiss?"
        Intently he did search her face, then frowned in deep dismay
        As she shed a tear for honor's sake, and sent him on his way.

        "Why smilest thou, Lord Dragon, sir?" asked our hero in armor laden?
        "Why, you'd smile too," the worm replied, "if you'd just eaten a maiden."

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        The Golden Vanity

        traditional

        Oh, there is a lofty ship, and she sails the open sea
        And the name of our ship is the Golden vanity
        And we fear we will be taken by the Spanish enemy
        And sunk beneath the lowland, lowland, lowland,
        Sunk beneath the lowland sea.

        Then up spoke our cabin boy, and boldly out spake he
        Saying unto the Captain, "What will you give to me
        If I should swim alongside of the Spanish enemy,
        And sink her in the lowland, lowland, lowland,
        Sink her in the lowland sea?

        "Oh I will give you silver and gold," said he
        "And my own fair daughter your bonny bride shall be
        If you will swim alongside of the Spanish enemy,
        And sink her in the lowland, lowland, lowland,
        Sink her in the lowland sea."

        So the cabin boy made ready and overboard sprang he,
        And he swam to the side of the Spanish enemy
        And with his drilling tool in her side he bore holes three
        And sank her in the lowland, lowland, lowland,
        Sank her in the lowland sea.

        Then the cabin boy swam back to the Golden Vanity
        And he called upon the Captain for to pull him from the sea.
        But the Captain would not heed him for his daughter he did need,
        And left him in the lowland, lowland, lowland
        Left him in the lowland sea.

        So then the cabin boy turned round, and he swam to the port side
        And he called up to his messmates and most bitterly he cried,
        Saying, "Messmates, pull me up, for I'm drifting with the tide,
        And I'm sinking in the lowland, lowland, lowland
        Sinking in the lowland sea."

        Well we pulled him up on board, but upon the deck he died.
        So we wrapped him in his hammock, which was so very wide.
        Then we cast him overboard, and he drifted with the tide
        And he sank beneath the lowland, lowland, lowland
        Sank beneath the lowland sea.

        Oh, there is a lofty ship and she sails the open sea
        But she sails without a cabin boy whose age was twelve and three
        And we fear we will be taken by the Spanish enemy
        And sunk beneath the lowland, lowland, lowland
        Sunk beneath the lowland sea.

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        Greensleeves

        traditional

        Alas, my love, you do me wrong
        To cast me off discourteously.
        And I have loved you so long
        Delighting in your company.

        Chorus
        Greensleeves was all my joy
        Greensleeves was my delight
        Greensleeves was my heart of gold
        And who, but my Lady Greensleeves.

        I have been ready at your hand
        To grant what ever you would crave.
        I have both waged life and land
        Your love and good will for to have.

        Chorus

        Thou couldst desire no earthly thing
        But still thou hadst it readily
        Thy music still to play and sing
        And yet thou wouldst not love me.

        Chorus

        Well I will pray to God above
        That thou my constancy may'st see
        For I am still thy lover true
        Come once again and love me.

        Chorus

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        Gypsy Rover

        traditional

        The gypsy rover came over the hill,
        Bound though the valley so shady
        He whistled and he sang 'till the green woods rang
        And he won the heart of a lady.

        Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dah day
        Ah dee doo, ah dee day dee
        He whistled and he sang 'till the green woods rang
        And he won the heart of a lady.

        She left her father's castle gate,
        She left her own true lover.
        She left her servants and her estate
        To follow the gypsy rover.

        Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dah day
        Ah dee doo, ah dee day dee
        She left her servants and her estate
        To follow the gypsy rover.

        Her father sadled his fasted steed,
        He roamed the valley all over.
        He sought his daughter at great speed
        And the whistling gypsy rover.

        Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dah day
        Ah dee doo, ah dee day dee
        He sought his daughter at great speed
        And the whistling gypsy rover.

        He came at last to a mansion fine
        Down by the River Claydee,
        And there was music and there was wine
        For the gypsy and his lady.

        Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dah day
        Ah dee doo, ah dee day dee
        And there was music and there was wine
        For the gypsy and his lady.

        "He is no gypsy, my father," she said,
        But lord of tehse lands all over;
        And I will stay 'till my dying day
        With my whistling gypsy rover."

        Ah dee doo, ah dee doo dah day
        Ah dee doo, ah dee day dee
        And I will stay 'till my dying day
        With my whistling gypsy rover."

        And I will stay 'till my dying day
        With my whistling gypsy rover."

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        Heigh, Ho, Nobody Home

        Heigh, ho, nobody home
        Meat nor drink nor money have I none
        Still, I will be merry, very merry
        Heigh, ho, nobody home.

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        I'm a Duke and You're Not

        By Lord Thomas Bordeaux
        (melody negotiable)

        I've heard some people talkin'
        Bout the high road I've been walkin
        Well it's really more about
        The things that I can't live without.
        I've got the finest clothes they're makin',
        And the greatest care I've taken
        Not to dress like those below me
        Yeah, you, who used to know me
        Won't believe the things I've got-
        'Cause I'm a duke, and you're not.

        Chorus
        I'm a duke and you're not,
        I can throw those options shots
        I love the sound of ringing metal,
        Hey, there's one more for the kettle
        Yeah, I'm a duke and you're not,
        Come and get it while it's hot
        Just set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down,
        Pound those guys into the ground
        I'm here to show you what I've got-
        'Cause I'm a duke and you're not.

        When it comes to heavy fightin'
        There's some things I really like
        First there's the fact that I'm the winner
        I never have to buy my dinner.
        It doesn't matter what I'm sayin'
        It's my word they'll be obeyin
        'Sides most people are just weenies
        All my Queens wear string bikinis!)
        I am really hot to trot-
        'Cause I'm a duke and you're not.

        Chorus

        Those other peers they think they
        Know a little 'bout the kingdom
        And the way that things should be.
        Yeah, but if they did, they'd see
        That it's the fighting men that matter
        And the world would surely shatter
        If I didn't play the game.
        Things would never be the same
        And that's why I'm at the top-
        Cause I'm a duke, and you're not.

        Chorus

        I've heard that somewhere out there
        There's some guy that likes to sing and likes
        To tell his little stories
        And oh wait, there's even more-he's
        Got a little tune he's singin'
        'Bout some fighters that he's zingin'
        And some say that one's about me
        But won't give them cause to doubt me
        There's no reason to get hot
        'Cause I'm a duke and he's not.

        I'm a duke and he's not,
        He can't block my option shots
        He doesn't' even have a Crescent
        On the field he isn't' present
        I'm a duke and he's not
        And all that he can do is natter
        He can have his chitter-chatter.
        Of the things that really matter
        He's a little, I'm a lot-
        'Cause I'm a duke, and he's not.

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        I'm a Rover

        also known as "A Health to All True-Lovers"

        Chorus
        I'm a rover, seldom sober.
        I'm a rover of high degree.
        It's when I'm drinking
        I'm always thinking
        How to gain my loves' company.

        'Tis many a night I'm going to ramble,
        'Tis many a night I'm going to roam
        'Tis many a night I'm going to ramble
        Into the arms of my won true love.

        Chorus

        O through the night be as dark as dungeon
        Still a star be seen above
        I shall be guided without a stumble
        Into the arms of my own true love.

        Chorus

        I stepped up to her bedroom window
        I tapped softly upon the pane
        I whispered through her bedroom window,
        My darlin', dear, do you lie alone?

        Chorus

        She raised her head from her downsoft pillow
        Waved her arms about her breast
        Says what is that at my bedroom window
        Disturbing me at my long night's rest?

        Chorus

        Says I, my darling, it's thy true lover
        Open the door and let me in.
        For I have come on this long nights' journey
        For to be in thy arms again.

        Chorus

        She opened the door with the greatest pleasure
        Opened the door and let me in
        For I have come on this long nights' journey
        For to be in thy arms again.

        Chorus

        Says I my darlin', I must leave you
        To climb the hills, they're far above
        But I shall climb with the greatest pleasure
        I've been in the arms of my own true love.

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        Itches in Me Britches

        I was born of country parents
        One day when I was young
        That's how the country dialect
        Became me native tongue.
        That I was a pretty babe,
        Me mother she would vow
        The girls all ran to kiss me
        Well I wish they'd do it now.

        Chorus
        Oh I wish they'd do it now,
        Oh I wish they'd do it now,
        I've got itches in me britches
        And I wish they'd do it now!

        Well, when I was only six months old
        The girls would handle me
        They clutched me to their bosoms
        And they bounced me on their knee.
        They would rock me in the cradle
        And if I made a row
        They'd tickle me, they'd cuddle me
        I wish they'd do it now.

        Chorus

        At sixteen months, as fine a lad
        As ever could be seen
        The girls all liked to follow me
        Right down to the green
        They would make a chain of buttercups
        And drop it on my brow
        Then they'd roll me in the clover,
        Well, I wish they'd do it now.

        Chorus

        Well the eastern girls would call for me
        To swim when it was mild
        Down to the river we would go
        And splash about a while
        They would throw the water over me
        And duck me like a cow
        Then they'd rub me nice all over.
        Well, I wish they'd do it now.

        Chorus

        Well, it's awful lonely for a lad
        To lead a single life
        I think I'll go to the dance tonight
        And find meself a wife.
        Oh, I've got six bundle pigs
        Likewise one big fat sow
        There'll be plenty of love and bacon
        For the girl who'll have me now.

        For the girl who'll have me now
        For the girl who'll have me now
        There'll be plenty of love and bacon
        For the girl who'll have me now.

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        Jesuitmont

        There lived a knight in Jesuitmont
        A huntin' he did ride
        His footmen all attending him
        And his horsemen by his side.

        And they found out in Jesuitmont
        A pleasant sport and play
        His lady goes exceeding fine
        To hear the masses play.

        An she's called on her daughter Anne
        To come to her with speed
        To go and tell the master cook
        To dress the dinner straight.

        To go her message for to tell
        Young Annie feared nae ill
        An' she is gone to the master cook
        The message for to tell.

        Ye maun dress the dow, the dow
        That fair and milk-white dow
        That in the parlour shines so fair
        There's none so fair to show.

        Here is a penknife in my hand
        Will bereave thee of my life
        For thou art the dow that I maun dress
        Unto thy father's wife.

        Up them spoke the kitchie boy
        An' he spoke loud an' high
        "O save, O save fair Annie's life
        An' bake me in your pie."

        "I will not save fair Annie's life,
        No, not for such as thee
        But if thou divulge this lady's life
        Thy butcher I will be."

        When day was done and night was come
        And they were all at dinner
        When he's ca'd for 'is daughter Anne
        To come and carve his dinner.

        Up he rose and away he goes
        An angry man was he
        "One bit of meat I will not eat
        Till I fair Annie see."

        Up then spake the kitchie boy
        An' he spake loud an' high
        "An' ye wad your fair Annie see,
        Ye maun break up the pie."

        Her meat it was a minced sma'
        An' forced by the fire
        An' cursed by her stepmother
        For it was her desire.

        This lord he is a-clad in black
        A' for his Annie's sake
        An' he has caused her stepmother
        To be burnt at the stake.

        An' he has caused the master cook
        In boilin' lead to stand
        An' he has make the kitchie boy
        The heir o' a' his land.

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        Johnny Be Fair

        The enterprising bard will note that this song may easily be altered with the substitution of female
        names and, with a few other changes,
        may be sung by a man as well.

        Oh, Johnny be fair and Johnny be fine and wants me for to wed.
        And I would marry Johnny but me father up and said,
        "I'm sad to tell you, daughter, what your mother never knew,
        But Johnny is a son of mine, and so is kin to you."

        Oh, Robin be fair, and .....
        Oh, Sean be fair, and .....

        ( Change names as needed, repeat as many times as you want. )

        You never saw a girl so sad and sorry as I was,
        The boys in town are all my kin and my father is the cause.
        If life should thus continue I will die a single miss,
        So I will go to Mother and complain to her of this.

        "Well, daughter, haven't I taught you to forgive and to forget,
        And if your father sowed his oats, well, still you needn't fret.
        Your father may be father to all the boys, but still,
        He's not the one who sired you, so marry who you will."

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        Knights, Boys, Knights

        by Sir Cipriano d'Alvarez
        mka Guy Bradley

        Man, born of woman, was a squire for to be
        He's born to degradation in every degree
        Of sword blows and shield drills he never has his ease
        He has so many masters that he don't know who to please.

        Chorus
        Knights, boys, knights; it's knights we ought to be.
        Knights, boys, knights; by His Magesty's decree
        The sword and the shield and the whipping boys are we
        Oh, it's great to be a squire, but it's knights we ought to be!

        Go to your knight if you want to learn how to fight
        He'll cave in half your helm and he'll say the shot was light
        You sue that blow in tourneys and you quickly gain some fame
        Then your knight comes back to practice and he takes you out again.

        Chorus

        Go to the Earl Marshall if you want your weapons checked
        He'll say you're under-armored with no padding on your neck
        You make a sturdy gorget out of steel wrapped up in cloth
        When the first blow breaks the buckle and you cannot get it off.

        Chorus

        Fight in a crown tourney if you want to feel a fool
        Get beaten in a round, if you're lucky you'll last two.
        You go back to the sidelines, but your lady isn't there
        She's hanging on the winner and you're left just standing there.

        Chorus

        Then you go to the Chiurgeon 'cause you're feeling mighty ill
        The chiurgeon looks you over and he gives you a pill
        Then if you die he'll say you're out of his hands.
        The chiurgeon's done his duty and he doesn't give a damn.

        Chorus

        You find a comely lady and you carry all her gear
        You come right back and find you knight a-whispering in her ear
        You try to curb your anger 'cause you never had a chance
        Then they borrow your best sleeping bag and send you off to dance.

        Chorus

        Go and find the autocrat to get a place to sleep
        He'll say there's no more beds, but the mud ain't very deep.
        You finally get to bed nestled underneath a tree
        Then you wake up in the morning with a double dose of fleas.

        Chorus

        Go tell the Kingdom Seneschal of thinking you have done
        She'll tell you of the problems of her job which isn't fun
        You finally do explain to her the nature of your plan
        Then she says the king won't buy it, and she doesn't give a damn.

        Chorus

        The other peers I'm sure will find my tale hard to believe
        I shall explain it shortly; you indulgences I plead
        you say that your associates do everything we do
        But I've yet to see a protégée get beaten black and blue!

        Chorus

        The populace may wonder why we're eager to be knights
        To take on peerage status and a belt that's colored white
        The answer's far too simple for me even to discuss
        For anyone with eyes can see they're better off than us.

        Chorus

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        Lizzie Lindsey

        by Robert Burns

        Chorus Will ye gang to the hielands, Lizzie Lindsey?
        Will ye gang to the hielands, wi' me?
        Will ye gang to the hielands, Lizzie Lindsey
        My bride and darlin' tae be?

        Tae gang tae the hielands wi ye, Sir
        I fear that never may be
        For I ken no the land that you live in
        Nor ken I the lad I'm gang wi'.

        Chorus

        Oh, Lizzie lass, ye mun ken little,
        If you say that ye do not ken me;
        For my name it is Lord Robert McDonald
        A chieftain of high degree

        Chorus

        She's kilted up her skirts of green satin
        She's kilted them over her knee
        And she's off with Lord Robert McDonald
        His bride and his darlin' tae be.

        Chorus

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        Maids in Trades

        Come all of ye trades and ye tradesmen
        And let ye be wise that are fools
        But remember each day
        That your trade would decay
        If a maid didn't look to your tools.

        The blacksmith, the smokey old blacksmith
        He's known as a jolly old fellow
        But his iron would burn old
        And his fire would grow cold
        If a maid didn't blow up the bellows.

        And then there's the candlestick maker,
        He works up the tallow so quick.
        But his craft would be marred
        And the works not get hard
        If a maid didn't hold up the wick.

        The ploughman, the jolly old ploughman
        He follows the plow in the silt.
        But it's ne'er a clod turned
        If a maid hadn't learned him
        To drove the blade up to the hilt.

        The brewer, the jolly old brewer
        He maketh a very fine ale.
        But his brew would be waste
        If there's no maid to taste
        And make sure it doesn't' go stale.

        So come all of ye journeymen, craftsmen
        And all who are apprenticed to trade
        For it's never a srcew
        Or a nut would be turned
        If it weren't for the help of a maid!

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        Mattie Groves

        by James Childe

        One high, one high one holiday
        On the very first day of the year
        Little Mattie Groves to church did go
        God’s holy word to hear.

        Well the first to enter was the lady in white
        The next the lady in blue
        The last to come was Lord Banner’s wife
        The flower among the few.

        She cast her eye on little Mattie Groves
        Little Mattie Groves on she
        What would you give, my fine young man
        To spend one night with me?

        I dare not come, I dare not go
        I dare not for me life
        For I see by the little ring you wear
        You’re the great Lord Banner’s wife.

        So what if I am Lord Banner’s wife,
        Lord Banner is not at home
        He is gone to London town
        To fetch King Henry’s throne.

        Well, a little footpage was standing by
        He took to his heels and he run
        He run till he come to the waterside
        He bent his breast and swum.

        What news, what news, my little footpage,
        Is my castle burning down
        Or is my lady brought to bed
        Of a daughter or a son?

        No, your castle it is not burning down
        You have no daughter or son
        Little Mattie Groves is in bed with your wife,
        They lie as they were one.

        Well, they hadn’t been in bed about two hours
        I’m sure it was not three
        When Lord Banner appeared in their chamber
        Standing at their bedfeet.

        And how do you like my pillow, Milord?
        And how do you like my sheets?
        And how do you like that fair young maid
        Who lies in your arms asleep?

        It’s well that I like your pillows, Milord
        It’s well that I like your sheets
        But it’s best that I love this fair young maid
        Who lies in my arms asleep

        Get up, get up, little Mattie Groves
        Get dressed as fast as you can
        It’ll ne’er be said in the morning sun
        I slew a naked man.

        Oh, I can’t get up, I won’t get up
        I dare not for me life
        For at your side hand two broadswords
        And I have nary a knife.

        If at my side hang two broadswords
        They cost me deep in purse
        But you shall have the better of the two
        And I shall have the worst.

        The very first blow that little Mattie struck
        He struck Lord Banner sore
        The second blow Lord Banner struck
        Little Mattie rose no more.

        He’s taken his lady by the hand
        And placed her on his knee
        Saying "Who do you like the best, my dear,
        Little Mattie Groves or me?"

        It’s well that I like your rosy red cheeks
        It’s well that I like your chin
        But it’s best that I love little Mattie Groves
        Than you or all your kin.

        He’s taken her by the lily white hand
        And led her through the hall
        He’s taken her to an upper room
        And killed her before them all.

        Go place these lovers in one grave
        Go place them deep within
        But place my lady on the top,
        For she’s of nobler kin.

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        Mead for the Servant

        by Lord Aegid

        I forged my blade in the fires of my wrathful indignation
        I quenched the steel in the ice of my veins
        I hear the fierd in their armor, impatient in the dawn
        I hear the lookout cry at sight of land, the hosting of the foes

        Chorus
        So ready axe, shield and spear
        To my war-horn pay good heed
        I'll be the first on the land today
        Or taste Valhalla's mead

        All this for life and for honor And for right of kingly sway
        All this for loot and for plunder And for mercenary pay!

        Yet says their priest, "We are brothers,
        Each cherished of their lord."
        But I say, "Let us die as we have lived,
        Servants of the sword!"

        Chorus

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        Men of the Picts

        by Rudyard Kipling

        Rome never heeds where she treads.
        Always the heavy hooves fall
        On our stomachs, our hearts and our heads.
        And Rome never heeds when we bawl.

        The sentries pass on, that is all.
        And we gather behind them in hordes,
        And plot to reconquer the Wall
        With only our tongues for our swords.

        We are the little folk, we,
        Too little to love or to hate.
        But leave us alone and you'll see
        Just how we can drag down the State.

        We are the worm in the wood,
        We are the rot at the root,
        We are the tint in the blood,
        We are the thorn in the foot!

        Mistletoe choking an oak
        Rats gnawing cables in two
        Moths making holes in a cloak
        How they must love what they do.

        Yes, and we are the little folk too!
        We are as busy as they
        Working our works out of view.
        But watch, and you'll see them someday.

        No, indeed we are not strong.
        But we know people who are!
        And we, we will guide them along
        To crush and destroy you in war.

        Yes, we have always been slaves,
        And yes, we will still be their slaves.
        But you, you will die of the shame,
        And then we will dance on your graves.

        We are the little folk, we.
        Too little to love or to hate.
        But leaves us alone and you'll see
        Just how we can drag down the State!

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        Meridies

        by Lady Megan Nimaia led Celeta
        ©1979 by Lila Fraser

        Will my dazzled eyes ever learn to bear the flash of sun on chrome?
        Will there ever be a place that I can truly call my home?
        Will my courage fail before I find the place where I belong?
        Will the city's noise drown out the sound of a lonely minstrel's song?

        Meridies, you mean so much to me
        A joy in life that is almost too much to bear
        Meridies, you've set my spirit free;
        Now I can drop the lifeless mask I wear.

        When I see the knights in their gleaming mail I move back through the years
        When I see my sister with her lord I'm almost moved to tears.
        When I see the feast-hall candle-lit it's like coming home at last;
        Now I know you are my people and my place is in the past.

        Meridies, you mean so much to me
        The taste of cloves and the warmth of a stranger's kiss.
        Meridies, you've set my spirit free;
        I never dreamed that life could be like this.

        There's a place where the time has no power over men and their affairs,
        Where a craftsman still puts all his love and skill into his wares.
        There's a place where fellowship has not become an empty word
        Where no noise drowns out the laughter and the music can be heard.

        Meridies, you mean so much to me
        You gave the minstrel a time and a place to sing.
        Meridies, you've set my spirit free;
        Long live the kingdom, and God bless the King.

        Meridies, you've set my spirit free;
        Long live the kingdom, and God bless the King.

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        The Miller of Dee

        There was a jolly miller once
        Lived on the river Dee.
        He worked and sang from morn till night
        No lark more blithe than he.

        And this the burden of his song
        Forever used to be.
        I care for nobody, no, not I,
        If nobody cares for me.

        I love my mill, she is to me
        Like parent, child and wife
        I would not change my station
        For any other in life.

        Then push, push, push the bowl my boys
        And pass it 'round to me
        The longer we sit here and drink,
        The merrier we shall be.

        So let us his example take,
        And be from malice free
        Let everyone his neighbor serve
        As served he'd like to be.

        And merrily push the can about
        And drink and sling with glee
        If nobody cares a dot for us,
        Why, not a dot care we.

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        Must I Go Bound

        Chorus
        Must I go bound and you so free?
        Must I love one who doesn't' love me?
        Must I be born with so little art
        As to love a one that will break my heart?

        I put my finger to a bush
        I thought I'd find a trusty tree.
        But first it bended and then it broke
        And so did my love prove false to me.

        Chorus

        There is a ship that sails the sea
        She's loaded down as deep as deep can be.
        But not so deep as the love I'm in
        I know not ere I sink or swim.

        Oh, love be gentle and love be kind
        Gay as a jewel when first it's new.
        But love grows old and then grows cold
        And fades away like morning dew.

        Chorus

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        MacIntyre

        Some friends and I in a public house
        Was playin' dominoes one night
        When into the room a fireman came,
        His face all chalky white.
        "What's up?" Says Brown, "have you seen a ghost?
        Have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"
        "Oh, me Aunt Mariah be buggered", says he,
        "The bleedin' pub's on fire!"

        "Oh", says Brown, "What a bit o' luck,
        Everybody follow me.
        I'ts down to the cellar; if the fire's not there,
        Oh, we'll have a grand old spree."
        So we all went down with good old Brown
        And the booze we could not miss
        We hadn't been there ten minutes or more
        'Til we were quite like this:

        Chorus
        Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
        There was Brown, upside down
        A-moppin' up the whiskey on the floor.
        "Booze, booze!" the fireman cried
        As they come a-knockin' at the door. (thump-thump)
        "Oh, don't let 'em in 'til it's all mopped up."
        Somebody shouted "MacIntyre!"
        And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
        When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

        Then Smith run over to the portwine tub
        And gave it a few hard knocks. (thump-thump)
        Started takin' off his pantaloons, likewise his shoes and socks.
        "Hold on," says Brown, "That ain't allowed.
        You can't do that there here.
        Don't go washin' your trotters in the portwine tub
        When we got Guinness's beer!

        Chorus

        And then there came a mighty crash
        Half the bloody roof caved in.
        We was drowned in the firemen's hose
        Though we were almost...happy
        Wo we got some tacks and old wet sacks
        And we tacked ourselves inside
        And we sat there getting bleary-eyed drunk
        When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

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        One Misty Moisty Morning

        by Steelye Span

        One misty moisty morning when cloudy was the weather
        I met with an old man a-clothed all in leather.
        A-clothed all in leather with his cap beneath his chin
        Singing how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        This rustic was a thresher as on his way he hied
        And with a leather bottle fast buckled to his side
        He wore no shirt upon his back but wool unto his skin
        Singing how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        I went a little further and there I met a maid
        A-going a-milking, a-milking she said
        The I began to compliment as she began to sing
        Saying how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        This maid her name was Dolly clothed in a gown of grey
        I being somewhat jolly persuaded her to stay
        And straight I fell a-courting her in hopes her love to win
        Singing how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        I having time and leisure, I spent a vacant hour
        A-telling of my treasure while sitting in her bower
        With many kind embraces I stroked her double chin
        Singing how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        I said that I would married be and she would be my bride
        And long we should not tarry and twenty things beside
        I'll plough and sow and reap and mow and you shall sit and spin
        Singing how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        Her parents then consented, all parties were agreed
        Her portion thirty shillings, we married were with speed
        Then Will the Piper he did play whilst others danced and sang,
        Saying how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

        Then lusty Ralph and Robin with many damsels gay
        Did ride on roan and dobbins to celebrate the day
        And when they met together their caps they off did fling
        Saying how d'ya do and how d'ya do and how d'ya do again.

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        Paddy's Song

        by James Treebull (with modifications for the SCA)

        Milord, I write this note for to tell you of my plight
        And at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight.
        My body is all black and blue; my face, a deathly grey
        And I write this note to say why I'm not on the wall today.

        While working on the castle wall, some bricks I had to clear.
        For to throw them down from off the top seemed quite a good idea.
        But the bailiff, he would not agree, him being an awful sod
        He said I'd have to cart them down the ladder in my hod. (hood)

        Well, clearing all these bricks by hand, it seemed so very slow
        So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below.
        But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
        That a barrel full of building bricks is heavier than me.

        So when I untied the rope, of course, the barrel fell like lead
        And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead.
        I shot up like an arrow, and to my dismay I found
        That halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down.

        Well, the barely broke my shoulder as toward the ground it sped,
        And when I reached the top I banged the pulley with my head.
        I clung on tight, though numb with shock from that almighty blow,
        While the barrel spilled out half its bricks some forty feet below.

        Now when the bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor,
        I then outweighed the barrel, so I started down once more.
        Still clinging tightly to the rope, I raced towards the ground.
        And I landed on those broken bricks that lay scattered all around.

        While as I lay there moaning, I thought sure I'd passed the worst
        But when the barrel hit the top, 'twas then the bottom burst.
        A shower of bricks rained down on me. I didn't have a hope
        And in the great confusion, I let go the bloody rope.

        Well, the barrel now was heavier and it started down once more
        And it landed right on top of me, as I lay there on the floor.
        It broke three ribs and my left arm and I can only say
        I hope you understand why I'm not on the wall today.

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        Pennsic, Soon Around the Corner

        by Ceara ni Neill
        mka Alexandria Long

        The summer wanes, the winter it cools.
        We realize, my love, we were only fools.
        But care we not of our lot,
        For Pennsic is soon around the corner.

        So shine your boots and your armor well
        And take care your battle stories, they do not swell.
        For when ye do fight, then the truth it will tell!
        For Pennsic is soon around the corner.

        And brew ye lots of ale and mead.
        You can ne'er brew too much for to fill your need!
        And bring ye your cup when you come to sup,
        For Pennsic is soon around the corner.

        To minstrels, bards, afar I hail:
        Come sing us your songs and drink of our ale!
        And the dancers will dance to the drummers' beat true
        For Pennsic is soon around the corner.

        So smile, my love and dry your eyes
        As the grass on the battlefield waves at the sky
        We'll frolic together and meet many others
        For Pennsic is soon around the corner.

        So pack ye your tent and your garb and your sword
        And if there is room, you can pack even more.
        You can ne'er bring too much to the Pennsic War!
        Aye, Pennsic is soon around the corner.
        Aye, Pennsic is soon around the corner.

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        Preachain Song

        by Ceara ni Neill
        mka Alexandria Long

        We live in a world that is vile and wrong
        We look to each other to keep ourselves strong
        With respect to our culture, we recreate the days
        And the best we know how practice all the ancient ways.

        The sky smiles above us to the earth beneath our feet
        On occasion, if you listen, the winds laugh maniacally
        But the trees wave them quiet and the brook bubbles them still
        And the gods invite us out to play, to frolic at will.

        Chorus
        Preachain, Preachain, let us all gather 'round
        And drive our enemies into the ground
        The Goddess is with us and we fight as one
        We belong to the Earth, the Sea and the Sun.

        Some spend their lives struggling to keep up the pace
        With society's downfall and technology's mace
        But we as a Clanne seek a higher, deeper call
        For it's our own inner child that will save us all.

        Chorus

        As Children of the Crow we will never grow old;
        Our hearts are wild and free.
        And ne'er will we live as slaves to mundanes
        We belong to the Earth, Fire, Sky and the Sea!

        Chorus

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        The Price of a Nobleman's Pride

        MacLeod and McKenzie are all in a frenzy
        and calling their kinsmen to war
        o'er six stony acres, put up in a wager
        that both of them claim to have won.

        Chorus
        And proudly they went there
        And fiercely they fought there
        And bravely they stood there and died
        And the debt that was paid
        With the blood spilled that day was
        The price of a nobleman's pride

        Young Seamus McKenzie, still nine short of twenty
        Is sneaking away to the war
        He can't wait to grow up, and prove he's a man but
        Now all of his growing is done.

        Chorus

        Old Ian MacLeod was both worried and proud
        To see all his fine sons go to war
        But one came back witless and one came back legless
        And one never came back at all

        Chorus

        Malcolm McKenzie was known to be friendly
        And loved by the whole countryside
        It was all he could do as he cut friends in two
        To see through the tears in his eyes

        Chorus

        MacLeod and McKenzie are all in a frenzy
        And calling their kinsmen to war
        Vengence they claim for the ruined and slain
        And the bloodshed has only begun.

        Chorus

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        The Price of Duty

        tune: slow lament, 'Scarborough Fair-ish'
        by Yitzhak ibn Yoshua
        mka James M. Turner

        Chorus
        Where sir be my bonnie sweet baby?
        And where now be my lass?
        For all that I once held dearest to me
        Is gone like shattered glass.

        I hold a seat of honor and power
        With much duty to uphold
        But once I loved a bonnie fair lady
        With hair of red burning gold.

        We met one night, b chance or by fortune
        Though fate seemed heavy on me
        Our eyes first met and our lips soon followed
        My sweet, oh how I love thee.

        Chorus
        Our love was for the shadows and darkness
        My station kept up apart
        She played her games in public with others
        But only I had her heart.

        Then one bright day, she told me a secret
        That brought to me greatest joy
        For we'd conceived q baby together
        A little girl or a boy.

        Chorus
        Then one dark eve, a knight took my lady
        To share a bottle, he said.
        He asked of her what she'd never give him
        And then the sky turned blood red.

        He struck her hard where our child lay sleeping
        She fought him back while she bled
        But by the time that rescue came running,
        My baby lay in her, dead.

        Chorus

        This yellow cur still haunts me at present
        He laughs and bellows at court
        I'd challenge him to fight for his honor
        And make his passing great sport.

        But my lady bids me hold back my weapon
        I can't be seen in disgrace
        So she and I share tokens in secret
        And mourn what we can't replace.

        Chorus

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        The Queen Among The Heather

        For it's up a wide and a lonely glen
        It was shed by many's a lofty mountain
        It being onto the busy haunts of men
        It being the first day that I went out a-hunting

        For it's been to me a happy day
        The day I spied my rovin' fancy
        She was herding her cows out over the knolls
        And down amongst the curlin' heather

        For her coat was white and her gown was green
        Her body it being long and slender
        Wi' her cast-down locks and her well-fared face
        It has of-times made my heart to wander

        For it's I've been to balls where they were bust
        And it's I've been to London and Balquither;
        And the bonniest lassie that e'er I saw
        She was kilted and bare-footed amongst the heather.

        Says I, "My lass, will you come with me
        And sleep wi' me in a bed of feathers'
        I'll give you silks and scarlets that will make you shine
        If you'll be my queen amongst the heather."

        She said, "My lad, your offer's fair
        And I really think you're all for laughter
        For it's you being the son of a high squire man
        And me but a poor humble shepherd's daughter."

        But it's her I sought and it's her I got
        And with her I intend to be contented.
        Fare you well, fare you well to your heather hill,
        Fare you well, fare you well, my song it is ended.

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        Queen of All Argyle

        by Andrew M. Stewart

        Gentlemen it is me duty
        To inform you of one beauty
        Though I'd ask of you a favour
        Not to seek her for a while
        Though I own she is a creature
        Of character and feature
        No words can paint the picture
        Of the queen of all Argyle

        Chorus
        And if you could have seen her there
        Boys, if you had just been there
        The swan was in her movements
        And the morning in her smile
        All the roses in the garden
        They bow and ask her pardon
        For not one could match the beauty
        Of the Queen of all Argyle

        On the evening that I mentioned
        I passed with light intention
        Through a part of our dear country
        Known for beauty and for style
        In the place of noble thinkers
        Of scholars and great drinkers
        But above them all for splendour
        Shone the Queen of all Argyle

        Chorus

        So my lads I needs must leave you
        My intentions no' to grieve you
        Nor indeed would I deceive you
        Oh I'll see you in a while
        I must find some way to gain her
        To court her and attain her
        I fear my heart's in danger
        From the Queen of all Argyle.

        Chorus

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        The Ramblin' Rover

        Chorus
        There be sober men aplenty
        And drunkards barely twenty
        There are men of over ninety
        Who have never yet kissed a girl.
        But give me the Ramblin' Rover
        From Orkney down to Dover
        We will roam the country over
        And together we'll face the world.

        There be may who fain enjoyment
        From merciless employment
        Their admission was this deployment
        From the minute they left the school
        As they save and scrape the ponder
        While the rest go out and squander
        Wee the world and rove and wonder
        And were happier as a rogue.

        Chorus

        Well, I've roved through all tarnation
        Seen the light in all creation
        I've enjoyed the see sensation
        When my company did prove kind
        And when courtin' was my pleasure
        I drank another measure
        To the good friends that we treasure
        For they are always on our minds.

        Chorus

        So when troubles do befall me
        To the high road I do haul me
        Robbin' Johnny's what they call me
        'Tis me blessing and me bane
        Though my comrades have been many
        I'll take a drink with any
        Till I've spent me last wee penny
        And life I'll not see again.

        Chorus

        Wo when you're bent up with arthritis
        And your bowels have got colitis
        You've got gallopin' gollipanitis
        And your thinkin' it's time you died,
        If you've been a man of action
        As you're lying there in traction
        You will gain some satisfaction,
        Thinkin', Damn it, at least I tried.

        Chorus

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        Red Belt, Silver Spurs

        by Rathflaed DuNoir, Black Bard of Meridies
        mka Stephen Melvin

        Today the silver chain goes, around your shoulders
        And we place the silver spurs upon your heels
        As the red belt is girded around your hips
        I remember how it feels.

        Many years ago I myself took that honor
        To pledge my fealty to my knight
        Today I give to you the gift they gave so long ago to me
        To chain you and bind you to the right.

        As I pledge my honor to my liege lord on the field
        And swear it by gold chain and belt of white
        So too you pledge to me your sword and shield in the battle
        And I know that I can count you by my side.

        Chorus
        Tis true I wear the white belt now, but once I stood your place
        I recall the chivalry I searched to find
        For by the silver chain you wear and the red belt round your waist
        I know your honor ranks as much as mine.

        Now you have much to learn and I have much to teach you
        For you must wear the mantle of a knight
        For they only give the belt of white to those who wear it on their actions
        So let your words and deeds be bold and bright.

        And if you wear the belt of red through all you years and days
        And they never give to you the spurs of gold
        Then let it not be said that they ever had a reason
        For still you are bound by chiv'ry's code.

        I take your oath today and I will teach you and I'll train you
        Be proud of these you red belt, spurs and chain
        Keep strong you faith in God, you kingdom and your knight
        As once they asked of me to do the same.

        Chorus

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        Rite of Passage

        by Duke Conn McNeill

        In Hyberia born to a father full worthy
        Who died fighting Normans with a sword in his hand.
        My schooling was then taken up by my uncle
        A pirate more clever than the scholars of France.

        He said,
        I've seen a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I've seen a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I've seen a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea
        I've seen them all, I've seen them all-a-all.
        I've seen them all in my travels at sea.

        Now my eyes met the knights as we boarded his vessel
        My rusty blade sundered by his first blow at me
        As I bore him to the deck my wound burned like fire
        But not quite as brightly as the things in my dreams.

        I said,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        I'll have them all, I'll have them all-a-all,
        I'll have them all with the ransom for thee.

        The ransom by law, well it went to my uncle
        A tunic and dagger were all he gave me
        I drank the French wine as the knights spoke of tourney
        And the fine things and glories that waited for me.

        Saying,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        You'll have them all, You'll have them all-a-all,
        You'll have them all if you come back with me.

        So I went with the knight for my heart was a lions'
        But I had no skill with the horse or the lance
        Through the pain and the shame of my training I chanted
        My head hit the ground, or I stumbled at dance.

        Saying,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        I'll have them all, I'll have them all-a-all,
        I'll have them all when I've mastered these deeds.

        The tournament field held both demons and angels
        Men well scarred and ruthless And ladies full fair
        My horse and my armour were much cause for laughter
        But I laughed right back when I saw the knights there

        For one sat a horse a fine Andalus stallion,
        One girt a blade of the good Spanish steel,
        Another donned a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea
        I'll have them all, I'll have them all-a-all,
        I'll have them all when I've won them from ye

        Now the knights in the meadow they numbered 500
        But midst that death's throng I saw clearly but three
        The first one still carries my lance in his shoulder
        The second and third lie well bitten by steel

        Now,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        I have them all, I have them all-a-all,
        I have them all and now all shall know me

        The ladies in the evening they looked on me frowning
        Saying "Any wild beast can do the deeds that we've seen"
        So I danced in the galliard and lilted a chansong
        Now all the knights grow quite jealous of me

        For,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        I have them all, I have them all-a-all,
        I have them all, all the ladies I mean

        By torchlight we hearkened to tales of armed pilgrims
        Who told us of wonders in the lands to the east
        Where a butler through merit became Prince of Jaffa
        I cried out "My lords brave a passage for me."

        For,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        I have it all, I have it all-a-all,
        I'll have it all, all the lands there for me

        My hauberk has warded a dozen barbed arrows
        My stallion with hoofs shod in iron fells three
        The blow of an emir is turned on my bonnet
        My blade swift as lightening flies straight at his teeth

        And,
        I'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion,
        I'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        I'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron,
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        I have them all, I have them all-a-all,
        I have them all, all his lands left to me

        My fief on the marches looks east on Damascus
        A holding fit only for the fierce and the bold
        And I need strong vassals with hearts like a lion's
        To help me bring back what the caravans hold.

        And,
        You'll have a horse, a fine Andalus stallion
        You'll have a blade of the good Spanish steel
        You'll have a bonnet of Rhineland gilt iron
        And a cunning wrought hauberk from over the sea.
        You'll have them all, You'll have them all-a-all
        You'll have them all, all the spoils of the east

        You'll have them all, You'll have them all-a-all
        You'll have them all, if you come back with me.

        Chorus

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        The Ritual of Lughnasadh

        by Ceara ni Neill
        mka Alexandria Long

        T'was summer, Pennsic XXIV
        A season close to heart
        My soul I'd thought lost to hardship and strife
        And then the ritual began.

        A seed deep within me I'd found long ago
        But had feared of its power and not let it grow
        For I had emotions I could not let show
        And then the Circle began.

        The cauldron of water stood still as a mirror
        To receive the image of the Moon.
        Sure She rose o'er the hill to spill out her light
        And touch me, like a spell.

        Barely conscious was I of activities at hand:
        The Smudging, the Calling of the Corners;
        And I shook from inside, feeling the presence
        Of the gods, gathered with us to stand.

        One by one, we advanced to kneel
        And reverence the Moon in the cauldron.
        I pulled a pebble from the pot,
        Cold, clear water on my hand, to feel.

        The grain we threw to the wind so gentle
        And drank of the mead so sweet
        When the end of the ritual was announced
        I found myself sitting, slightly weak.

        The Powers I'd felt were great and strong
        Yet soft and gentle and kind
        And I rose with a sense of renewed inner strength <